ACT YOUR AGE:

[x] I know how to make a pot of coffee
[x] I do my own laundry
[x] I can cook for myself
[x] I do my chores after being told once
[x] I always do my homework/work
[x] I actually enjoy intellectual conversations
[] I think politics are exciting
[ ] My parents and grand-parents have better things to say than my peers
[x] I show up for school/work every day unless I'm sick..really sick..
[x ] I always carry a pen in my pocket/purse
[x] I've never gotten a ticket
[x] I watch talk shows and point out the incredibility of it all
[x] I know what incredibility means without looking it up
[ ] I drink black coffee
[x] I know how to run the dish washer..or do the dishes
[x] I can count in more than one language
[x] When I say I'm going to do something, I do it.
[x ] I mow the lawn
[ ] I wash my car
[x] I can make adults laugh..without being stupid
[x]I remember to water my plants
[x] I study when I have to
[x] I pay attention at school/work
[x] I remember to feed my pets.
[ x] I'm generally organized
[x] I know the meaning of cruel punishment
[x] I can spell experience without looking at the line above
[x ] I clean up my own messes
[ ] The first thing I do when I wake up is get coffee
[ ] I can go to the store with out getting something I don't need
[x] I understand jokes the first time they are said
[ ] I listen to my parents/elders
[x] I understand the fact that the world always screws someone over
[x] I can type fast, because I type every day
[ ] My choice in clothing is acceptable in an office or something like that
[ ] I can watch politics and laugh because I don't understand what is going on
[ ] I have realized that the weather forecast changes every hour
[x] I can look at someone hot and not think of sex
[x ] I have realized that no one will take you seriously unless you are over the age of 25 and have a job
[x] I can read a book and actually finish it
[x] People have said that I act older than I am
[x] I can be sent on an errand and not get side tracked

Count up your 'x's, count up your marks, and then post "I act ___"


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